Author · Speaker · Zimmerman, Minnesota
Welcome. Whatever brought you here, you're in the right place.
This is a space to come home to yourself — to heal, to grow, to feel more connected and more alive. Readings. Classes. Events. Crystal healing. Ancestral work. Breathwork. Retreats. Books. A crystal shop in Zimmerman, Minnesota.
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Most appointments and classes are booked through Acuity. Questions, retreats, and shop purchases — just text me.
You don't have to know what you need. Book an hour. We'll start with what's happening.
People usually do not come through my door because they need a particular modality. They come because something in their life is asking for attention. A relationship is changing. Grief has cracked something open. The same pattern keeps repeating. Their intuition is getting louder. Their body is carrying something they cannot quite name. They are changing and the life around them has not caught up yet. Or they simply know there is more to understand about themselves.
That is where we begin.
I work with a lot of different tools — intuitive guidance, channeling, energy healing, breathwork, ancestral work, astrology and Soul Blueprint, crystals, teaching, and sometimes my own lived experience. I do not expect every person to need all of them. They are simply different ways of getting closer to what is actually happening for you.
Some people need one conversation. Some need a map. Some need a year of work. Some need community. Some need to lie on the floor and breathe. Some need to walk through the woods and remember they have a body. There is no single correct doorway here.
The purpose of all of it is the same: to help you understand what is happening in your life, recognize what belongs to you and what does not, reconnect with your own knowing, and become more able to live as yourself.
I have many ways of working because people do not arrive in the same place, and they do not need the same thing.
You don't have to know what you need. You just have to show up. I bring everything — readings, tarot, channeling, breathwork, energy work, ancestral healing, spiritual coaching, teaching — to every session. Available in-person in Zimmerman, Minnesota and remotely via Zoom. Come as you are. I'll meet you there.
This hour is yours. Readings, tarot, channeling, breathwork, energy work, ancestral healing, spiritual coaching, teaching — whatever you need in the time we have. Come as you are. I'll meet you there. Magic Mushrooms in the Crystal Garden · Zimmerman, MN
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Deep work. Two full hours of whatever the moment calls for. Come in with a question. Come in with a crisis. Come in ready.
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When I'm traveling, the work travels with me. A one-hour remote session via Zoom, from wherever I happen to be and wherever you happen to be.
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Channeled at Mount Shasta. A one-hour combined session — the Divine Serpent Breath, weaving feminine and masculine divine energy together, followed by guided integration with me within that same hour. This practice came through. It is not taught anywhere else.
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Your complete soul portrait. Every placement in your chart read for its specific gift, its growth edge, and what it is asking of you in this lifetime. With reflection prompts and a somatic practice built for your body.
The degree within the degree. One symbolic image per placement, individually researched and sourced. This is where the map goes from general to precise — and the precision is often startling.
Twelve rooms. Twelve domains of your lived experience — identity, money, love, creativity, service, transformation, purpose. Where your energy lives and what each domain is asking of you.
If your placements are the instruments, this is the music they make together. Where energy flows naturally. Where creative friction produces something extraordinary. Your chart as one coherent living system.
Ten layers of who you are operating simultaneously beneath the surface. Foundation, creativity, power, service, dharma, legacy. The deeper architecture your daily life is built on top of.
The single point through which your entire map routes. What your soul arrived as before this lifetime's conditions shaped you. The Five Lenses synthesis — who you are to yourself, who you are to others, where your professional gifts live, where you'll be tripped up and where you'll excel, and what energies support your full expression.
Brain Leeches is my name for the beliefs that lodge so deeply in us that they begin to sound like our own voice. They can come through family, religion, culture, trauma, relationships, and the systems we grew up inside. Some may be part of the particular curriculum a soul came here to encounter. Others are picked up simply by being human in the world we entered.
The work is learning to recognize them: Is this actually mine? Do I believe this? Did I choose this? Or have I been living inside something I inherited?
Your Soul Blueprint helps identify the patterns most active in your life, so you can begin separating what shaped you from what is actually you.
Before anything is built, you tell me who you understand yourself to be and what has happened in your life — in your own words, at your own pace. I take what you send, along with your birth chart, and build your map.
Six documents · Self-guided · No monthly timeline
Six documents built entirely from your chart, sent to you by email or text as each one is finished. Turnaround varies with backlog — often a couple of weeks — since only a limited number of Blueprints are in progress at any given time. By the end you are holding over 100 pages written entirely about you — yours to keep, revisit, and return to whenever it calls you.
Want a session with me to go through any part of it together? Sessions are available separately at $88/hour — no session is required to receive or understand your Blueprint. Relationship charts, ancestry charts, numerology, and progress charts are also available separately — ask any time.
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SPARK meets you where you are and walks with you through what's actually happening in your life — your living situation, your relationships, your body, your lineage, your purpose.
Over a year together, you'll come to understand your own instrument more deeply — what belongs to you, what you inherited, what your body has been trying to tell you all along. You leave this year knowing yourself in a way that stays with you long after it ends.
Open to anyone, at any level, at any starting point. If something in your life is asking to shift and you'd like company finding the door, this is a year of steady, real support to walk through it together.
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The Lightning is for the gifts, the lineage, the activation that keeps pressing through no matter how many times you've tried to live a normal life. This is where you stop working to understand it and start building something real from it.
The Lightning works on two tracks simultaneously — a 24-strand Crystalline DNA activation, which is the work of integrating your human life with your oversoul, and the mentorship to build or lead a community, a body of work, or a business from that activated place.
If what you just read lands in your heart, you're welcome to book directly — no conversation required first. New to this kind of work? SPARK is usually the gentler place to start.
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Recurring classes at Magic Mushrooms in the Crystal Garden · Zimmerman, Minnesota
Come join me on an eight class journey. We start with you, then move through family and bloodline, ancestors of place and land, collective humanity, star ancestors and your galactic connections, and then integration, your journey back home.
Materials for the classwork are emailed to you. This is a subscription and a full commitment to all eight classes. When you sign up, you are signing up for the whole journey: $55 a month for eight months, $440 total, billed automatically each month. There are no cancellations.
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The shop · Zimmerman, MN
$22 per gathering · Limited to 8 spots
A safe and supportive space to explore your intuition, deepen your connection, and remember what you already know. Different topics each gathering — energy, psychic senses, divination, crystals, psychometry, channeling, discernment, meditation. All levels welcome. Come curious, leave more connected. Drop in whenever a topic calls to you — no need to attend every one.
The shop · Zimmerman, MN
$44 per gathering · Limited to 6 spots — sign up early
Step out of the noise and give yourself space to breathe, release, restore, and reconnect. Each month's gathering is created for the people who are actually in the room — I combine guided meditation, intentional breathwork, energy awareness, and deep relaxation, and channel the practice around what's present for that group that day. No two gatherings are exactly the same. No experience necessary. Wear something comfortable and bring a yoga mat, plus anything else you need to feel cozy. Tea and water are available. Breathe deeper. Feel clearer. Come back to yourself.
Land-based spiritual retreats rooted in real place, community, and cosmological inquiry. Sacred site work, ceremony, healing, and transformation in Minnesota and beyond.
3 ancestral chairs at the table remain. We are all relations. Come join us!
Sunday, October 25 | 10 AM–5 PM | $111
Only three spaces remain.
There are people whose names you know because someone spoke them often enough that they survived. There are people whose faces you recognize from photographs tucked into albums and boxes. There are stories that have been repeated so many times they have become part of the architecture of your family.
And then there are the others.
The names nobody remembers. The stories nobody told. The ones who crossed oceans or stayed exactly where they were born. The ones who survived wars, hunger, childbirth, heartbreak, migration, marriages, secrets, ordinary Tuesdays and extraordinary grief. The ones whose hands made things, planted things, cooked things, carried babies, buried loved ones and eventually disappeared from living memory.
And yet here you are.
Communing with the Ancestors is a day for turning toward that enormous lineage behind us.
I have taught this retreat before, but no two gatherings have ever been the same. They really couldn’t be. Different people enter the room. Different ancestors come with them. Different stories want to be remembered.
On Sunday, October 25, we will spend the day together through meditation, movement, candle magic, altar setting, creative work, food, ritual and communion.
And food will matter.
I am asking everyone who comes to bring an ancestry dish to share. It might be something your grandmother made. Something connected to your culture or family. Something pulled from an old recipe card. Something you remember eating as a child. Maybe you have to call somebody and ask. Maybe you have to go digging.
At lunchtime we will create a feast together, set a place for those who came before us, and invite the ancestors into the communion.
There is something wonderfully mysterious about eating a food that has traveled through generations. Somebody taught somebody who taught somebody. Ingredients changed. Measurements disappeared. Recipes crossed borders. Sometimes all that remains is a little of this, enough of that, cook it until it looks right.
And somehow we still know how to make it.
We will create an ancestral altar together. We will work with candles and intention. We will move and meditate. We will make something with our hands. We will tell stories. We will remember. And we will leave room for whatever happens when eight people gather intentionally around the lives that made their own lives possible.
I am limiting this retreat to eight people, because I want it intimate.
Five spaces are already spoken for. Three remain.
And then we go deeper.
Beginning in November, I will begin teaching Ancestral Healing, one Sunday each month from 9 AM–noon.
This is not a single retreat. It is an ongoing process of exploring ancestry, inherited patterns, relationship, remembrance, healing and the ways the lives that came before us continue to echo through the lives we are living now.
$55 per monthly class.
There will be two ways to participate: in person, with limited space, and live on Zoom, so you do not need to live near me to join us.
Dates will be released soon.
But first, on October 25, we gather at the table.
Bring a dish.
Bring a photograph if you have one. Bring a name. Bring a story. Bring the questions nobody in your family ever answered.
And if you don’t know their names, come anyway.
They are still your ancestors.
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A winter retreat for rejuvenation and restoration at a beautiful lake home — 10 spots available, all inclusive. Sauna, hot tub, lake, woods, and fire alongside daily movement, meditation, drumming, breathwork, and nourishing food. In the heart of winter, we gather to remember what it means to be resilient, adaptable, and alive. Bring your drum, yoga mat, crystals, journal, and cozy clothes. Private healing sessions and readings available separately. $444/person, all inclusive.
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Mount Shasta is known in many metaphysical traditions as the root chakra of the Earth, and has long drawn people seeking spiritual connection, healing, and activation. Six days and five nights among sacred land, lakes, waterfalls, and redwoods, built around movement, meditation, and community. Transportation included for all retreat activities. Limited to 10 participants — 4 spots remaining. We go to activate, to ground, and to remember what it feels like to be fully rooted in the body of the Earth.
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The Unburned is a travel adventure and a healing container, gathering in Salem to release the witch wound — the one carried in the lineage, in the body, in the line of women who knew things and were punished for it. You weren't burned. You're here, and we're going back together. Forming now.
Text If You're Interested · 612-805-7111To purchase, text me at 612-805-7111 with the item you're interested in. For items with multiple price points, I'll send photos so you can choose what fits. Payment via Venmo @thedreadednana or Cash App $thedreadednana.
A small, deliberate collection. Every item chosen because it belongs. Items change monthly. Visit by appointment in Zimmerman, MN.
A stone of the heart formed under pressure. Rhodochrosite works on the love that had to survive something to become what it is — healing old wounds, reclaiming self-worth, and remembering that your heart was built to hold more than it was given. This skull is carved for ancestral work. Skulls hold lineage. They remember.
Black tourmaline transmutes negative energy — it doesn't just block it, it transforms it. These palm stones are the smoothest I've ever found. Limited quantity. When they're gone, they're gone.
Found only at the foot of Mount Kilimanjaro — one place on earth. Tanzanite works at the intersection of mind, heart, and higher self. A stone of vision and truth. Rough tanzanite carries the full, unfiltered frequency before anyone shapes it.
Carnelian is for the lower three chakras — the ones that make you human. Vitality, creativity, will. The stone that reminds you that being embodied is not a limitation — it's the whole point. You came here to be in a body. Carnelian helps you actually show up in it.
Rose quartz is the stone of unconditional love — Mother Mary's stone. I use these hearts for marriages, for deaths, for any transition that asks you to stay open when everything in you wants to close. They are programmable — you set the intention, the stone holds it.
Tiger's eye is solar plexus energy — courage, strength, groundedness. It puts you back in your body and back in your power when life has knocked you sideways.
Labradorite is the stone of alchemy and magic — one of the great transformers. It opens the third eye while holding a layer of protection around you. Perfect for people learning to channel. Magic with a shield.
A stone of the heart formed under pressure. For healing old wounds, reclaiming self-worth, and remembering that your heart was built to hold more than it was given. Worn on the wrist, carried with you.
Inventory changes regularly. Text to ask about current stock.
The shop is by appointment only. To purchase, text Kristin at 612-805-7111 — texting works best.
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Book a Shop VisitEverything at Magic Mushrooms in the Crystal Garden is by appointment only — no walk-ins. Come browse the shop in Zimmerman, Minnesota.
Come browse Magic Mushrooms in the Crystal Garden. 30 min or 60 min. By appointment only in Zimmerman, MN.
Book 30 Min Book 60 MinThis is a home-based, laid-back space — not fancy, not clinical. You'll be offered coffee or tea. Depending on what you're looking for, sessions happen in different spots around the house: a yoga floating chair for meditation, a regular chair, an egg chair, the floor, or outside if the weather's good. There's no one setup — it depends on you and what the moment calls for. It's a real, lived-in home rather than a clinical office or showroom, so expect comfortable and personal rather than polished and formal.
The entire downstairs living room is the crystal shop — where all the magic happens.
You'll likely meet Jasper and Stella, two young black cats who live here and tend to make an appearance. And if you're lucky, you might catch a glimpse of Merlin — my black familiar who heals timelines with me in Merlin's Woods, and who recently came back after a few months away.
Magic Mushrooms in the Crystal Garden is a modern energy school, run out of my home in Zimmerman, Minnesota. You don't need a program to walk through this door — book a shop visit (30 or 60 minutes, with the option for a shorter guidance session built right into that booking) or book a full session for a reading, energy work, ancestral healing, or just to talk through whatever the hour calls for. Classes and community events run throughout the year, alongside the SOUL Blueprint, a six-document soul cartography journey built from your birth chart. For people ready to go deeper, longer containers — SPARK and the Lightning — come with real, ongoing access to me, not just a single session. Retreats happen on sacred land. Books get written. Nothing here is a prerequisite for anything else; you start wherever calls to you.
Every session operates on a sliding scale. If a session isn't within reach right now, say so — I don't want money to be the reason someone can't access this work.
I came here to witness, and stayed to build. I spent decades leading people and developing leaders before turning that same intensity toward the healing arts — sitting with people in the hardest moments of their lives, reading what their soul came here to do, and telling them the truth about what I see, locally in Zimmerman and remotely across the country.
My work is rooted in lived experience — as a grandmother, a survivor, and a teacher who didn't come to repeat what I read. I bring that experience, along with my training, intuition, and tools, into the room in service of what is happening in your life. I'll tell you what I see, ask the questions that help you see more clearly, and work with whatever you actually bring through the door.
I work better if you text me first. My phone is often off or in use with this work, so a text gets you a response much faster than a call. If you do need to call and I miss it, please leave a message and I'll get back to you.
The shop is part of my home, so there are no regular walk-in hours. Sessions, classes, and shop visits are scheduled through Acuity, where you'll always see my current availability. For questions, retreats, or purchases, text me.
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