Author · Teacher · Speaker · Zimmerman, Minnesota
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There are a lot of people doing this work. Most of them will read for you. Kristin builds with you. The Soul Blueprint gives you the map. The Spark and The Lightning are where you actually use it — in-person, in relationship, over time. This is depth work. It requires commitment. It changes people. Individual sessions are also available for those who are just beginning or not yet ready for a container.
She came here to witness. She stayed to build. She writes what she lived, teaches what she survived, and holds space for people who are ready to stop pretending the old world was ever going to save them.
Kristin Wolf is an author, teacher, depth and transformation coach, and founder of Magic Mushrooms in the Crystal Garden. Her work combines soul cartography, ceremony, ancestral healing, breathwork, and community-building to help people understand themselves and the world they live in.
Kristin Wolf is a channeler, author, teacher, and crystal energy healing master based in Zimmerman, Minnesota. She spent decades leading people and developing leaders — and for the last decade has been pursuing the healing arts with the same intensity. She sits with people in the hardest moments of their lives, reads what their soul came here to do, and tells them the truth about what she sees. Based in Zimmerman, Minnesota, she works with people locally and remotely across the country.
She works with people one on one through the SOUL Blueprint — a six-month soul cartography journey built from your birth chart, written specifically for you. She runs year-long containers through the Spark. She leads retreats on sacred land. She runs a crystal shop out of her home in Zimmerman. And she writes — books, transmissions, witness work — because some things need to be said out loud.
Her work is rooted in lived experience. She is a grandmother, a survivor, a political activist, and a teacher who did not come to repeat what she read. She came to say what she survived, remembered, and was sent to say. It's all in her Soul Blueprint.
Everything here started with losing her mother. Nancy Adams died February 8, 2023. My Mama's a Peacock was written in the six months that followed. It is about mothers and daughters, family, and love. About what you realize you lost once it's gone and how that changes the way you show up for everyone still here. It is also about how to stay connected — how spirit speaks through signs, symbols, and synchronicity after someone crosses. The language of the other side. Nancy still shows up. Kristin still listens. That is where all of this began.
Always text first — never call without a text first. The nature of this work means the phone is often off or in use. A text gets a response. A call without one may not. If you want to talk by phone, text to schedule it.
Everything is booked through Acuity because Kristin's life is built around travel — bookstore appearances, retreats, sacred site work. Her actual available hours live on the scheduler, not on a sign. There are no posted hours because the shop operates out of her private home. Book your time through Acuity and you'll see exactly when she's available.
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Two series and a standalone memoir spanning witness work, grief, cosmology, AI accountability, and the mythology of everyday transformation.
Rape culture is not a fringe issue. It is the body politic. From Natchez to the living room to the Oval Office, this book traces the lineage of institutional silence, witness testimony, and the women who refused to disappear. A moral case written in real time.
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Ground-level witness testimony from inside the Minneapolis siege. Federal overreach. Systemic racism. The names of the people who held the line. This is not analysis — it is field reporting from inside the storm.
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The architecture of authoritarian drift, documented as it happened. How power consolidates, how institutions fail, and what it looks like when a government stops pretending to serve the people. Written for anyone who knew something was wrong before they had the words.
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A memoir of love, adventure, and the beauty in between. Written within six months of her mother's death — this is the origin point of everything. Nancy's voice is in it. So is the portal lilac tree. So is every sign that followed.
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A four-book series beginning with AI accountability as embedded journalism — documenting what happens when the tool argues with the truth.
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Your complete soul portrait. Every placement in your chart read for its specific gift, its growth edge, and what it is asking of you in this lifetime. With reflection prompts and a somatic practice built for your body.
The degree within the degree. One verified symbolic image per placement, sourced and verified individually. This is where the map goes from general to precise — and the precision is often startling.
Twelve rooms. Twelve domains of your lived experience — identity, money, love, creativity, service, transformation, purpose. Where your energy lives and what each domain is asking of you.
If your placements are the instruments, this is the music they make together. Where energy flows naturally. Where creative friction produces something extraordinary. Your chart as one coherent living system.
Ten layers of who you are operating simultaneously beneath the surface. Foundation, creativity, power, service, dharma, legacy. The deeper architecture your daily life is built on top of.
The single point through which your entire map routes. What your soul arrived as before this lifetime's conditions shaped you. The Five Lenses synthesis — your complete picture, pulled together.
Brain leeches are the ingrained beliefs that live in you but did not originate with you. They come from family, religion, culture, trauma, and systems of harm. They feel like your own thoughts — but they are not your truth. They are borrowed limitations. Most people carry approximately eight. They are also intimately connected to your soul blueprint — you selected certain of these leeches as part of your soul's curriculum for this lifetime. Identifying them is the beginning of removing them.
Before anything is built, we spend two to three hours together. This is where your journey begins — not a reading, a conversation. I gather what I need. You get seen. Once your discovery session is complete, we build your timing together. The Soul Blueprint is also the entry point into The Lightning — the 24-strand Crystalline DNA activation container.
Six month minimum · One document + one call per month
Discovery Session — $111 · Two to Three Hours · The Beginning of Everything
Every month you receive one document built entirely from your chart — and a healing session with Kristin to go through it together. Six months. Six documents. By the end you are holding over 100 pages written entirely about you.
Two-year commitment available · 20% off monthly rate · Includes relationship and ancestry charts, numerology, and anything else you want to go deeper on — built for you.
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Spark meets you where you are and walks with you through what's actually happening in your life — your living situation, your relationships, your body, your lineage, your purpose.
A minimum one-year container for people who are ready to do the real work. Not the surface work — the underneath work. You know something needs to change. You just need the support to move through it.
This container is for you if you've done your Soul Blueprint and you're ready to embody it — if you know something needs to shift but you can't find the door alone — if you're ready for a year of real, sustained work.
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This is for the people who already know. You've done enough work to understand that what you're carrying is real — the gifts, the lineage, the activation that keeps pressing through no matter how many times you try to live a normal life. You're not here to understand yourself anymore. You're here to become what you actually are and build something from it.
The Lightning works on two tracks simultaneously — your personal 24-strand crystalline DNA activation, and the mentorship to build or lead a community, a body of work, or a business from that activated place.
The Lightning requires commitment. Text Kristin before booking — a discovery conversation is required and not optional.
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Land-based spiritual retreats rooted in real place, real community, and real cosmological inquiry. Sacred site work, ceremony, healing, and transformation in Minnesota and beyond.
Five women. One vehicle. Real connection. Crystal mining, bathhouses, hot springs, Atlantis-Lemurian integration, and sisterhood that stays with you. One spot left.
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Five women. One caravan. Into the most powerful volcanic land on the continent. We move through Montana and into Yellowstone — working with volcanic energy, sacred land, and the kind of magic that only happens when you show up in the right place at the right time. Similar energy to Pipestone. Bigger canvas. Must reach 5 people by August 1 to go.
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Mount Shasta is the root chakra of the Earth. One of the highest-frequency sacred sites on the planet. We go to activate, to ground, and to remember what it feels like to be fully rooted in the body of the Earth. Details forming now.
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The Unburned is a travel adventure and a healing container. Five women. One caravan. We go to Salem to release the witch wound — the one carried in the lineage, in the body, in the line of women who knew things and were punished for it. You were not burned. You are here. And we are going back. Forming now.
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What the 24-strand crystalline DNA activation actually does — and why breaking the victimization cycle is the beginning of becoming what you actually are.
Read on SubstackThe moment when the internal shift becomes so complete that nothing outside can stay the same. What it looks like. What it costs. What it opens.
Read on SubstackOn the weight of knowing what you know, the responsibility of seeing clearly, and what it means to show up anyway.
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Ceremony notes. Land dispatches. Teaching fragments. What's moving through the community right now. Not polished. Real.
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You don't have to know what you need. You just have to show up. Kristin brings everything — channeling, energy reading, ancestral healing, breathwork, spiritual coaching, teaching — to every session. Available in-person in Zimmerman, Minnesota and remotely via Zoom. Come as you are. We'll meet you there.
This hour is yours. Sessions, channeling, energy reading, ancestral healing, spiritual coaching, teaching — whatever you need. Come as you are. We'll meet you there. Magic Mushrooms in the Crystal Garden · Zimmerman, MN
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Channeled at Mount Shasta. The Divine Serpent Breath weaves feminine and masculine divine energy together in a one-hour breathwork session — followed by a session with Kristin. This practice came through. It is not taught anywhere else.
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To purchase, text Kristin at 612-805-7111 with the item you're interested in. For items with multiple price points, she'll send photos so you can choose what fits. Payment via Venmo @thedreadednana or Cash App $thedreadednana.
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A stone of the heart formed under pressure. Rhodochrosite works on the love that had to survive something to become what it is — healing old wounds, reclaiming self-worth, and remembering that your heart was built to hold more than it was given. This skull is carved for ancestral work. Skulls hold lineage. They remember.
Black tourmaline transmutes negative energy — it doesn't just block it, it transforms it. These palm stones are the smoothest I've ever found. Limited quantity. When they're gone, they're gone.
Found only at the foot of Mount Kilimanjaro — one place on earth. Tanzanite works at the intersection of mind, heart, and higher self. A stone of vision and truth. Rough tanzanite carries the full, unfiltered frequency before anyone shapes it.
Carnelian is for the lower three chakras — the ones that make you human. Vitality, creativity, will. The stone that reminds you that being embodied is not a limitation — it's the whole point. You came here to be in a body. Carnelian helps you actually show up in it.
Rose quartz is the stone of unconditional love — Mother Mary's stone. I use these hearts for marriages, for deaths, for any transition that asks you to stay open when everything in you wants to close. They are programmable — you set the intention, the stone holds it.
Tiger's eye is solar plexus energy — courage, strength, groundedness. It puts you back in your body and back in your power when life has knocked you sideways.
Labradorite is the stone of alchemy and magic — one of the great transformers. It opens the third eye while holding a layer of protection around you. Perfect for people learning to channel. Magic with a shield.
A stone of the heart formed under pressure. For healing old wounds, reclaiming self-worth, and remembering that your heart was built to hold more than it was given. Worn on the wrist, carried with you.
Malachite is transformation — but it's also the stone I live with. I travel with it. I use it for protection in my home, for pain, and for children. It pulls what doesn't belong out of the body and out of the space. This is my stone. It has been for a long time.
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Book a Shop VisitFor small business owners who are done waiting for someone else to build it for them.
Kristin Wolf spent decades running multi-million dollar retail operations for Walmart, Sam's Club, and JCPenney. She managed people, budgets, systems, and culture at scale. She knows what it takes to build something that works — and she knows that most small business owners never get access to the tools that make it possible.
AI changed that. A professional web developer, copywriter, and content strategist would have charged $5,000–$12,000 to build what Kristin built using AI. She built it herself. On her phone. With no technical background. In the same weeks she was running retreats, finishing books, and building a healing practice.
AI is a field leveler. For the first time in history, a small business owner can have the same quality digital presence as a corporation with a marketing budget. But only if you know how to use it — and how to hold it accountable. That's what this container teaches.
Month 1 — Your Brand & Voice
Who you are, what you do, who you serve. Your story. Your differentiator. We begin by teaching Claude who you are — so everything it helps you build sounds like you, not a machine.
Month 2 — Your Website
We build it together. You direct. AI executes. You walk away with a real website you built yourself and own completely.
Month 3 — Your Content
Substack, social, email. How to use AI to write without losing your voice. How to show up consistently without burning out.
Month 4 — Your Business Systems
Booking, scheduling, payments. Getting your back end as clean as your front end. Making sure everything connects.
Month 5 — AI Literacy & Accountability
How to verify. How to push back. How to know when it's lying. How to use it as a tool without becoming dependent on it.
$222 / month · 5-month container · Discovery session $111
What's included each month: One 2–3 hour working session with Kristin · Mid-month check-in call · Text support between sessions · Monthly Claude prompts and homework · Extra time available at $111/hour
Who this is for: small business owners, healers, coaches, authors — anyone who has been going without a digital presence because they couldn't afford to pay someone else to build it.